June 2012
52 posts
The fact that
my love knew and was track-meet rivals with my middle school crush still wrinkles my brain.
And it TOTALLY justifies any threesome fantasies that I may or may not have.
The rules I give to my nephews when they take a bath
sound like the same rules you give to someone before you sleep with him.
“Make sure to clean your peepee!”
“Not in the face, boys!”
and so forth.
